Cuộc tấn công của người bảo vệ 'kém cỏi' và 'không có não' khiến nước Anh bị tụt lại phía sau

England began day two of the Oval Test hoping to polish off the New Zealand innings pronto. The fact the words "inept", "scruffy", "poor", "brainless" and "rudderless" were used by Sky Sports' Michael Atherton during the morning session and at lunch tell you that did not happen.

The Kiwis were able to loot 100 runs in 19.2 overs, moving from their overnight 291-7 to 391 all out, amid England's wayward bowling, bizarre tactics and sloppy fielding.

Advantage New Zealand as wickets fall after Glenn Phillips ton

Scorecard: England vs New Zealand, second Test, Oval

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